Archive for September, 2011

How to give the perfect handshake!

Posted: September 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

When you meet somebody, it is important to introduce yourself and let them know that you are the more badass person.  This all starts with a good handshake.  I recommend doing 1000 bicep curls with your right arm everyday to increase your strength. After you are strong enough, you can introduce yourself to anybody.  When you walk up to someone, grab their right hand and squeeze as hard as you can.  Then look them in the eye, and don’t say anything, but think about how badly you could beat them.  They will see the look in your eyes and be very scared of you.  Then let their hand go and give them a smile.  They will now immediately respect you, because they know that you could break them with your bare hands, but that you are also really nice because you smiled.

Here is a picture of the greatest handshake of all time, from the movie Predator with Arnold and Apollo Creed before he was killed by Dolph Lundren.

The Perfect Handshake

Nominated for Best Actor!!

Posted: September 8, 2011 in Uncategorized

Please share this video to help me win my first acting award!  You can fulfill your dreams, I’m living proof.  Seriously.

I remember back when I made this movie, and if you like movies with Tom Hanks and a volleyball, you will love this!