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Today we are going to talk about how BADASS my brain is!

As you know, I use Twitter (and Facebook) to communicate with my fans all over the world.  Popular topics on Twitter are called ‘Trends’, and since regular/average trends are not at all badass, I told my brain to come up with a new invention, which I call the ‘TREND MASHUP‘.  I have been mashing up trends for a while now on Twitter, with wonderful tweets like:

#IWishPeopleWouldJust #ReplaceFilmsTitlesWithVagina

HERE IS HOW TO DO IT:

Take two or more completely random and probably stupid ‘trends’ or topics that make absolutely no sense whatsoever but are,  for some reason, ‘trending’ on Twitter, or on the Web, and put them together to make a complete sentence and/or thought which is no longer stupid, but it is now totally badass…

Think about it, I mean, who wants to tweet or blog about one trending topic, when they could combine 2 or maybe even more trending topics into a much better super sized trending topic.  (Trust me, mashups are always better, go ahead and ask the cast of Glee, not that I have ever seen that show or even know what it is)…

So feel free to Tweet your ‘trend mashup’ to me:  @johnnybadass  OR post it to me on Facebook  and I will Retweet or Re-post my favorites, which would prove to the world that you have a badass brain too. Have fun Mashing!

*** Please send all trend mashups to @johnnybadass and start or end you tweet with the word TREND MASHUP or TM

*** If Johnny Badass decided to Retweet or RePost your Trend Mashup, then he officially owns the rights to it because he said so…

p.s.  I also love to MASH other things like the faces of terrorists.

I am very excited to announce that I have created the ultimate self defense system and it is finally ready to be seen by the entire world and of course by YOU!

For years I have been studying the laws of defending yourself, both in movies and on the streets… And, now I am releasing what you have all been waiting for… the world’s first and only PERFECT Self Defense System.

If you follow my techniques, you will be able to defend yourself against any attack, 100% of the time, guaranteed.

Please watch my new promo to see what it is all about, and then share it with your friends so that we all may protect ourselves against the A-holes who attack us everyday.

*** Johnny Badass’s 100%  GUARANTEED Perfect Self Defense System will not work if you are an idiot ***

Promo Directed by the star of ‘Surf Nazis must Die’:  TOM SHELL

As a youth, I was influenced greatly by other movies, and hoped to one day make my own.  And even though I became an international superstar and real life badass, I still sometimes like to look back on how it all got started, you know, for the starving children…

Today I am posting perhaps one of the greatest scenes of all time, which was actually one of the reasons that I was so drawn to making my current film, ‘Banana Cop.’  This is because this movie was called ‘Samurai Cop’ and ever since I saw it, I always wanted make a movie with the word ‘Cop’ in the title.

If you are an aspiring actor, or more importantly, action star, you can learn a lot from Samurai Cop’s hair, his facial expressions, and of course, his honor which is displayed at the end of the clip.   Please enjoy the following cinematic masterpiece.