Today we are going to talk about how BADASS my brain is!
As you know, I use Twitter (and Facebook) to communicate with my fans all over the world. Popular topics on Twitter are called ‘Trends’, and since regular/average trends are not at all badass, I told my brain to come up with a new invention, which I call the ‘TREND MASHUP‘. I have been mashing up trends for a while now on Twitter, with wonderful tweets like:
#IWishPeopleWouldJust #ReplaceFilmsTitlesWithVagina
HERE IS HOW TO DO IT:
Take two or more completely random and probably stupid ‘trends’ or topics that make absolutely no sense whatsoever but are, for some reason, ‘trending’ on Twitter, or on the Web, and put them together to make a complete sentence and/or thought which is no longer stupid, but it is now totally badass…
Think about it, I mean, who wants to tweet or blog about one trending topic, when they could combine 2 or maybe even more trending topics into a much better super sized trending topic. (Trust me, mashups are always better, go ahead and ask the cast of Glee, not that I have ever seen that show or even know what it is)…
So feel free to Tweet your ‘trend mashup’ to me: @johnnybadass OR post it to me on Facebook and I will Retweet or Re-post my favorites, which would prove to the world that you have a badass brain too. Have fun Mashing!
*** Please send all trend mashups to @johnnybadass and start or end you tweet with the word TREND MASHUP or TM
*** If Johnny Badass decided to Retweet or RePost your Trend Mashup, then he officially owns the rights to it because he said so…
p.s. I also love to MASH other things like the faces of terrorists.
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