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I am sharing today one of the most innovative and badass weapons that I have ever seen: the AXE/GUN!  Some people have axes, and others have guns… But only vampire hunting presidents have Axe/Guns

***don’t call it a GUN/AXE, that just doesn’t work***

Here is the trailer for the upcoming film starring the man himself, Abraham Lincoln.  Not only did he give famous speeches and free slaves, but he also hunted vampires, as seen in the below footage.  And he probably had the most badass weapon that I have seen since the laser guns in ‘Mars Attacks!’  Let me know what you think!

You take out a bunch of Suckas at a car wash!

As I have mentioned before, my life has been influenced by the greatest action movies in history.  I learned some very important life skills in the following ground breaking scene, and I am sure that you can do the same. Here is what I learned:

1.  You can never have enough bubbles (see whole clip)

2.  Slow Motion makes everything better (see end of clip)

3.  Always have a lady with you who likes throwing bad guys into trash compactors and laughs while they get smashed to death. (see middle of clip)

Please enjoy this clip that has touched so many lives! And remember, stay Badass my friends!

Well I just got back from Mexico where I was filming my new movie.  It was a sequel to another film, and they cast me as the lead and replaced the former lead Dolph Lundgren.  Nobody is saying it but we all know it is because he is the one that killed Apollo Creed.  Well, Dolph, all I can say is, looks like that checkered past is finally coming back to bite you in the ass.  I hope you enjoy my movie.  Check out the poster here.  I gotta say, I think its pretty great.

It is my first foray into playing a Mexican, and for those of you who thought that my ‘Acting Range’ is too limited for a role like this, I think you may now be rethinking your thoughts that you think you had when you thought that.  And feel free suck on my burrito…

ARMY OF JUAN OFFICIAL MOVIE POSTER STARRING JOHNNY BADASS